The Problem: When the spotlight comes your way, you need to be looking fab.
Get the Look: A lot of werewolves overcome their naturally coarse hair by deep-conditioning. To achieve this look, blow dry and back comb the front section of the hair and then tease it into this elevated style. Requires a lot of patience and hair spray. Wear it at a funeral. Or a rockabilly show.
Shane: “It’s not in my nature to dance, but my friends say I can be a bit of an animal on a night out. Come on, we all lose our heads from time to time, howling along to our favourite tunes. But I always make sure to get back before the sun comes up. I’m more of a night tube than night bus kinda guy. Better people… watching. If I get back too late though, I have to sleep in the doghouse”.
It’s been a long day in the studio and the boys are getting hungry. Clint stares out the window at the fading light, lost in thought. Suddenly, he stubs his cigarette out, rises from the sumptuous sofa and extends his bejewelled hand to say goodbye. Does it annoy him, I ask quickly, losing the scent, that this is just part of a passing trend. He shrugs his shoulders. “Other people do this for a living, or for fancy dress or whatever. I dunno, it’s not insulting per se…” he trails off, staring back out into the moonlight. Pulling himself together, he turns back, looking me square in the eye. “We’ll have the last laugh”. And with a lick of the lips, he is gone.
* Shane and Clint’s new monthly residency, Cemetery Presents…, launches at midnight tonight. All are welcome.