What if we took relationship advice from the biggest names in fashion?

Surely a bad idea.

[I]n times of relationship crisis, it’s difficult to know who to turn to. Friends can be pre-occupied with their own strife; parents are too detached from the warped digital dating game and OG agony aunts are too jaded to address anything with sincerity. So, then, why not turn to fashion’s greatest minds, whose creative technique and avant-garde personalities surely translates well to guiding you through your latest dilemma…

Lady Gaga

Naomi Campbell

Alexander McQueen

Karl Lagerfeld

Carrie Bradshaw

Andre Leon Talley