Internet Guide / Music

Let Col3trane be your Internet Guide

Meet Col3trane; the newest, baby-making-music approved artist.

Col3trane is the newest artist out of North London, home to all the greats (take it from a north Londoner), making waves right now. With a melodic, silky tone, the rapper comme singer creates an ambivalent synergy of somber, yet jubilant vibes, all encompassed by an earnest, sensual sound. His EP ‘Heroine’ is a delicious offering of a hip hop enthused, neo-soul sound and will have you completely and utterly putty in his hands. With an amazing ear for production and lyricism to match, Col3trane is the perfect addition to any baby making music playlist out. If you don’t believe, have a listen for yourself.

What would you like to see more of online? What about less of?

I’d like to see more music… like people playing music… Less ass. Especially fake ass. My guy put me on to one of those apps where you can edit ur body and shit… shit really scary… and gross. I don’t like it. we’re all beautiful. don’t make ur ass look bigger for the internet u weirdo.

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What or who is the best account you follow? The worst?

Damn I just followed this account that is cut outs of old simpsons episodes and it gives you the date and the episode and everything. it’s called @simpsons.chronology

I don’t follow anyone that’s bad cos I’m on gram too much to be shown some shit I don’t like all the time.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve read about yourself online?

I dunno I haven’t ever really seen anything crazy but I haven’t looked for it. Maybe you should slander the shit outta me in this article.

What’s your favourite meme?

That lil Scottish girl who takes a shit and her mom comes in and goes DISGUSTAAAANG. I put it in a song it’s called heroine you should check it out it’s out now.

What’s your earliest memory of the Internet?

Prolly like Runescape or something like that. Miniclip was the movement back in the day.

Is the Internet a good or bad thing for music?

I could write a essay on this. probably bad all in all cos i think the mystery and the intrigue of music is gone. u don’t have to dig anymore it’s all given to you on a plate. but – I wouldn’t be here without the internet.

How many followers represent success?

I really really dislike this question.

Finally…what’s going on in your life?

HEROINE EP OUT RIGHT NOW!!! Heroine In The Hills Us Tour Tickets On Sale. European Tour Coming Soon…

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3 July 2019